So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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