There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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