It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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