Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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