she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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