lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
nutella sex= disaster
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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