And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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