I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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