i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's rum buckets o'clock
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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