that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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