Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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