did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you win again, gameday.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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