a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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