your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Two words: nipple clamps
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