Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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