U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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