I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
