im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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