Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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