He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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