so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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