Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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