Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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