No more Irish car bombs ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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