so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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