I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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