im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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