Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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