Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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