she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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