I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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