found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
