I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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