Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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