This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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