absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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