she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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