was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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