I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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