i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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