i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
