im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
so much tequila, so little girl.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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