problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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