New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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