i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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