I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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