Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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