Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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