You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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