drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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