I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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