Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
