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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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