I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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