You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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