listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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